3 tissues
Raisins
A used baby wipe
2 acorns
A mouldy conker
Raisins
4 pence
Sand (when did we even last go to the beach?)
One glove
Half a sticker
Raisins
Illegible receipts
A small stick
3 shopping lists
An interesting shell
Crispy leaves
2 small pencils
A yogurt lid
Raisins
A plastic tractor

.

I see you pass me in your stylish clothes
As you walk purposefully, manicured nails
And hair that’s actually been cut within the last 11 months

.

Well, I don’t like to boast

But I bet your pockets

Aren’t as interesting as mine